Quizno's

We ate at Quizno's today. I really like the idea of the place. Take something that should be healthy, then prepare it in un-healthy ways until it tastes good. I like it because they say things like "toasting" the sandwich, even though it tastes like its been deep fried. My mind likes "toasting" even though my heart probably doesn't buy the marketing spiel.
I would like to see Subway Jared go on a Quizno's diet for a while then have the marketing department come up with a little phrase to explain what happens to his body. I am sure he would be happier, he just couldn't hold up his old pants anymore showing how much weight he lost, because he would go back to wearing them. At least he wouldn't have this scary disclaimer that I found out at Subway's site haunting him anymore -- "results are not typical. Your loss if any will vary. SUBWAY® Restaurants does not endorse the diet Jared created and cautions anyone embarking on a weight-loss plan to consult their physician." If Subway can't even endorse a diet eating their food, then Quizno's should not be ashamed of anything -- toast everything in site.
Just because they make food that isn't supposed to be eaten regularly doesn't mean we can't learn to eat it. A coyote wandered into a Quizno's in Chicago earlier this year and hung out for a while. The news story said it was probably looking for food and that "Coyotes are quite territorial and quite good at adapting to what their territory presents." If they can adapt to food like this, so can I...